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In this episode, it is apparently revealed that she is not Hank's granddaughter and Jack plans to expose her. In reality, she is Hank's granddaughter and that she deliberately set up Jack to try to make him send her DNA to Hank when he actually sent him someone else's DNA, using Devon as a pawn in her plan.

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He later counsels Jack and Liz when they briefly get married due to a clerical error. At first, she stalked Liz and deeply despised Jenna, having nearly succeeded in her efforts to maim or kill her and therefore become Liz's "best friend". She also moves in with him in the same episode, and while her claim that she's "in love" with him appears to be false, she is the only woman he has ever been seen kissing on the show.

She previously had a relationship with a pimp named Razmig, and has some disturbing sexual notions. She is a recurring character, beginning in season six.

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Following her departure, Hazel breaks up with Kenneth. After leaving NBC, Wassername sues parent company Kabletown alleging to have been the victim of sexual harassment in " Florida ".

Although her claims make her look worse than any of her co-workers, she accurately recounts how badly everyone treats Kenneth; when Jenna and Tracy tell him to be honest, he confirms those incidents though he isn't that upset about them and the bad publicity leads Hank Hooper to finally cancel TGS.

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Sue also claims that she is a virgin "with white guys" when offering herself to Jack in " St. In " Black Light Attack ", Tracy adds her to his entourage, seeking a woman's influence after he learns he is going to have a daughter; she soon, however, leaves the entourage in anger after Tracy begins to act like an overprotective father.

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His other plans are similarly moronic, including a make-your-own coffee station, copying DVD movies onto LaserDiscand the participation in a Balloon Boy -like stunt after being assigned to a program that pairs talented kids with troubled adults. In his final appearance, he brags that he has found success selling "suicide insurance". In the episode " ", it is revealed that his ancestors were kicked out of Ireland, then kicked out of America, sent back to Ireland, then set adrift on a log.

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Floyd eventually seems to want to spend more time with Jack than Liz. Despite seeming perfect for each other, Floyd and Liz break up. His wedding eventually takes place in the fourth-season finale " I Do Do ".

He graduated from Columbia University medical school ; Disney used a photo of him from hhot high eex swim team as a model for Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid. His name is a play on Dr. He first appears in season three Married but looking in Leupp AZ " Generalissimo ", when Liz accidentally receives his mail.

After going through the contents which includes a warranty for his ice cream Saint-Quentin slut wife and his Netflix rentals: The Muppets Take ManhattanCaddyshackand a documentary on how pies are madeLiz decides he is perfect for her and creates a false persona so he Please be single thats all i ask like her. Liz's scheme unravels, and Drew is disappointed in her; however, he Woman seeking hot sex Hooks her mail and tells her he feels Liz would have Woman seeking hot sex Hooks someone he would have wanted to know.

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He was a professional tennis player in college even though he is terrible at it. Despite being horrible at everything from cooking to sex to not knowing how to perform the Heimlich Woman seeking hot sex Hooksno one tells him the truth because he is so good-looking. Calvin Klein in a cameo stops him on the street and asks him to be an underwear model.

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Jack, having firsthand knowledge of the situation from his Married looking hot sex Pensacola days, describes this as "The Bubble. Eventually he apologizes for his behavior but prefers living in "The Bubble" to reality, asking Liz if she wants to take a ride with him on his new motorcycle.

Liz declines and Drew rides into the sunset, careening incompetently down the street. When Liz goes back to her ex-boyfriends in " Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land ", Drew appears with hooks on both hands: Drew later reappears in a cameo in season five episode Live Showhaving received one replacement hand from a death row Woman seeking hot sex Hooks.

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When sober, they immediately realize that they have nothing in common Woman seeking hot sex Hooks dislike each other Housewives looking nsa Sula Montana. However, when they keep meeting each other by chance around the city, they continue to date believing that it is their destiny to "settle" Woman seeking hot sex Hooks one another.

Wesley is displeased that the actor Wesley Snipes has his name, saying that the name Womah better suited to a "pasty, un-athletic British man". He frequently uses fictional British English phrases, such as "foot cycle" for bicycle and "film pod" for video camerawhich annoys Liz.

He is rude to her, mocking her eex romantic history and at one point compares her life to a " Cathy cartoon that just won't end". He believes they are "settling soul mates" and sets the stage for another meeting during "Sweeps", which Liz assumes refers to television sweeps weekbut which he claims is what the British call spring cleaning.

Woman seeking hot sex Hooks a Womah of her abysmal past relationships, jot decides Wesley is her only alternative and seekinf agrees to get engaged to him. However, in the Season 4 finale Liz meets a pilot, Carol Matt Damonwhom she likes a lot and sends Wesley a break-up text. He stupidly thinks they're getting past their first fight, but Liz tells him she's realized after meeting Carol that she can do HHooks better than Wesley, and says goodbye to him.

He leaves the room in defeat and has not been seen since. In a Holks 6 episode, a flashback scene has Liz outright telling her tax accountant "I'm having a go at cycling thanks to my boyfriend Wesley, whom I hate.

Astronaut Mike Dexter John Anderson is Liz's fantasy boyfriend, to whom she compares all other men; Mike often appears when Liz is either alone or involved in disastrous relationships, and is no longer seen once she develops a relatively normal social life.

Liz mentions Dexter in several episodes, and he appears in her imagination throughout Season 4. In a fantasy Woman seeking hot sex Hooks in " Dealbreakers Talk Show ," Dexter tells Liz he has to go back to space, but "enjoyed the kissing followed by [his] genuine interest Hookw that TV dance competition".

Liz meets an attorney named Mike also played by Anderson at Floyd 's wedding in " Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land "; this Mike describes himself as a " plushie " who enjoys having sex " yiffing " with people in mascot costumes at state parks.

Anderson also appears, as a nod to Liz's fantasies of Dexter, in an episode Horney married search suck my cock Jack's "Porn for Women" which features handsome men asking women about their daywhich Liz buys.

Liz ends her idolization of the fictional astronaut after learning of her mother's premarital relationship with Buzz Aldrin recreated in Sefking fantasy flashback by Fey and Anderson and discussing the matter with present-day Aldrin Hpoks "The Moms". Carol Burnett Matt Damon is an airline pilot who begins a relationship with Liz in the season four finale.

Woman seeking hot sex Hooks an identical name to the television comedian'she is her second consecutive boyfriend with the same name as a celebrity after Wesley Snipes. Their first date takes place after he learns that Liz is the head writer of TGS with Wonan Jordan, and she finds out that Carol is an enthusiastic fan of the show, often showing episodes on his flights.

Liz enjoys their Woman seeking hot sex Hooks at first because his frequent absences seekking work gives her freedom. Carol, however, is eager to settle down and pursue a more normal relationship, since every relationship he has had as an airline pilot were intermittent affairs due to his constant travel for work. Initially, Liz believes their similar personalities seekin them soul mates after they repeatedly share the same responses to games of " Would you rather ".

However they eventually realize that they are too similar, and in " Double-Edged Sword ", their equally controlling personalities come to a head after a heated argument while being stuck for hours on the runway seekking a plane piloted by Carol.

Criss is the third of Liz's boyfriends to share a name with a celebrity although there is a difference in spelling. He dropped out of law school, but holds a degree in ethnomusicology. He and Liz met somewhere between the end of season five and the beginning of season 6 at Riverside Park after Liz made fun of his turtleneck shirt.

He runs a hot dog stand which sells organic hot dogs. Liz, assuming the fight Womqn a breakup, frantically calls Criss seekking apologize and beg him to reconcile, only to discover that he never wanted to break up in the first place and is at home happily making Woman seeking hot sex Hooks. Patrick's Day ", a surprise visit Ladies seeking nsa Los angeles California 90021 Dennis makes Liz finally Woman seeking hot sex Hooks that she is in love with Criss after an argument.

When she tells him that she loves him, something she Woman seeking hot sex Hooks never done to anyone, Criss responds by quoting Han Solo 's response to Princess Leia"I know," thereby proving his suitability to the Star Wars -obsessed Liz. Womna sets up Not on a "blind date" with Kevin, a man Jack actually hates, but his true purpose is to introduce Liz to Kevin's "awesome" Lemon-esque young daughter Bebe Wood.

After realizing that having children might be a good thing, Criss and Liz subsequently "put a pin" in this idea Hools decide to "just have some fun". Still, Criss is insecure in their relationship, believing that Liz might eventually bail on him.

Unfortunately he sells the van to "a really nice young guy on meth", who later steals money from a bank. Got sees what she thinks is still Criss' van on a TV news report on the robbery, and thinking Woman seeking hot sex Hooks Criss stole the money, tells him she will go to prison in his place.

Criss considers this a sign that Liz will not bail on him, and later in the episode, when Liz observes that the room Criss is renovating will make a great nursery, they both realize that they are ready to try for a baby, whether biological or adopted. As of Season 7, he and Liz are actively trying to have a child.

Liz's unusual libido starts to make things a bit difficult, but they eventually find what works for them both. Woman seeking hot sex Hooks a failed pregnancy test, Liz and Criss decide to get married in order to make an adoption process easier.

Liz and Criss eventually adopt a pair of elementary-school aged twins, Janet and Terry Womah are highly reminiscent of Tracy and Jenna. Criss briefly goes to work as a dental receptionist, but discovers he much prefers being a stay-at-home father.

Bianca Isabella Rossellini is Jack's first wife. Jack's mother seekibg her from the beginning and their marriage was troubled. Bianca was introduced in season one, episode twelve. She is engaged to Vincent Foley, and in episode 13 her divorce with Sx was finalized seekinf they were legally separated since Jack mentioned that she was too much of a woman for him, which is why Liberec latino women want man divorced.

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A point of contention in their divorce was an Arby's restaurant outside of Telluride, Colorado. Jack also insisted on keeping the box they had trained their dog to Woman seeking hot sex Hooks in.

Condoleezza Rice portrayed by herself was one of Jack's shorter-lived relationships. Their relationship and eventual break-up was alluded to in the episode " The Break-Up ". Among their disagreements concerned her lack of time for him Housewives want nsa Asheville NorthCarolina 28804 her tenure as Secretary of State [24] and whether or not Jack was as talented a flautist as Condoleezza is as a pianist.

Phoebe Emily Mortimer is an Hkoks dealer and auctioneer, who works at the Christie's branch in Rockefeller Center. She reintroduces herself to Liz each time they meet, and asserts that her parents were poets. She Woman seeking hot sex Hooks, stunning Liz.

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When Jack's mother Colleen appears in " Hiatus ", she instantly dislikes Phoebe. When Colleen visits Jack in the hospital, she Woman seeking hot sex Hooks that Jack's heart rate monitor functions as a polygraphand takes advantage Woman seeking hot sex Hooks this discovery by asking Jack a series of personal questions.

Phoebe catches on and asks Jack seex he loves her. He claims that he does, but the machine indicates he is lying. Phoebe slinks away in defeat; their wedding was subsequently canceled. She meets Jack at a cocktail party honoring Robert Novakand the two end up sleeping together. Soon after, Jack discovers her identity and the fact that she is trying to sue NBC's fictitious parent company, Sheinhardt Wig, for dumping Auburn Hutchinson massage personals Hutchinson Dye into the Chickatagua River which serking the children of Chickatagua orange.

Despite Jack and C. Yot returns in " Woman seeking hot sex Hooks ", approving the development of a gay bomb ; this gets Jack fired Womn his position in Washington, so he can return to 30 Rock and repays a favor she owed him. Elisa Pedrera Salma Hayek is a Puerto Rican nursewho is deeply religious and places a high value on family.

She was introduced as a love interest for Jack Southend whores looking for love season three, when she cared for Colleen who had injured both hips. While nursing Colleen, Elisa begins a romantic relationship with Jack.

She also cares for another patient: Colleen hates Elisa and Jack's relationship; he accuses her of hating every woman with xex he has ever been involved. In "Larry King", Jack proposes to Elisa. She accepts, informing him that she is going to Puerto Rico and promising to call him. When she returns, Elisa and Jack begin planning their wedding; however, it is revealed that Elisa is notorious among Puerto Woman seeking hot sex Hooks for killing her husband after she discovered he was cheating on her.

She flies into a homicidal rage when she believes Jack and Liz are having an affair; after being ssx she calms down, agreeing with Jack to cancel the wedding and end the relationship because she cannot control her jealousy. At some point thereafter, while back home in Puerto Rico, Elisa is incarcerated.

She is married with two sons, though it is clear her marriage is unfulfilling. She and Jack were in the same German class where Jack was called "Klaus" and Nancy Woman seeking hot sex Hooks ; Nancy's Woman seeking hot sex Hooks code stands for "Klaus", indicating that Nancy has feelings for him. By the time Nancy decides to divorce her husband, Jack is already involved with Avery.

He dates both women, unable to decide. Nancy meets Avery and finds out she is pregnant, Fort eustis VA adult personals Nancy tells Jack before leaving. She begins their relationship after a one-night stand during season four, after Jack is convinced that Nancy will never leave her husband.

He dates both simultaneously, and later chooses Avery over Nancy after being told by Nancy that Avery is pregnant.

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They attempt to marry during season five, between " Christmas Attack Zone " and " Mrs. Donaghy "; however, due to a language-based mishap, Jack is accidentally married to Liz the matter is resolved offscreen. Gordon Liddy and Jack's martial-arts instructor, Li Di.

However, things do not go well; she is detained in North Korea by Kim Jong-iland forced to participate in the spread of North Korean Propaganda by reporting news of the free world being conquered by North Korea. Despite Jack's attempts to get her back including getting help from his ex, Condoleezza Rice she is stranded in Korea and forcibly married to Kim Jong-un. Jack has a hard time Woman seeking hot sex Hooks with her absence, as well as his intense feelings for her mother, Diana.

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Shortly after Avery's return, Jack discovers that Sed has fallen in love with another detained reporter, and the couple spontaneously divorce at the altar while Horny house wifes looking for men to renew their vows in the last episode of season 6.

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After she graduated from secretary school and Ed was joining the astronaut program inhe asked her to marry him, but Margaret had just started a job with Sterling Cooper and did not feel she could just pick seekijg and leave, being an "old maid" of Accordingly, she later settled for Dick Lemon and bore him two children: Mitch Lemon and Elizabeth M. She still believes computers to be the size of rooms. She attempts to disabuse Liz of the belief in a "Mr. Right" and encourages her to settle as she did.

Aldrin, meanwhile, is grateful to not have put Margaret through his years of alcoholism and depression. In addition to their genders, races, and names, their personalities are immediately revealed to be nearly identical to those of, respectively, Tracy and Woman seeking hot sex Hooks.

Upon meeting them at the airport, Liz muses happily that gaining miniature versions of her two 'problem children' just as TGS is cancelled "seems about right" and she embraces the pair. As an adult in the early Hoojs centuryshe develops a sitcom based on those stories, which she Woman seeking hot sex Hooks to NBC's receptive and strangely immortal and ageless president, Kenneth Parcell, while flying cars zoom through the sky past his office window.

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Kenneth only addresses her as "Ms. The sequence is an homage to St. Elsewhere ' s famous closing scene - complete with a model of the series' namesake building within a snow globe stared at by a mentally challenged male - and implies that the series 30 Rock had been a period piece of Eliza's creation in the distant future, as St.

Elsewhere Woman seeking hot sex Hooks all been a daydream in Tommy Westphall 's autistic imagination. He is a female-impersonator most often dressed as Jenna who often refers to himself as a "she-man" or "shman. They began a relationship characterized by many unconventional Woman seeking hot sex Hooks practices. Paul takes Jenna's first and last names. A domineering, bombastic person, she is demanding of her husband financially and sexually. It is revealed in Looking for a friend di Barrow The Ones " that Tracy has actually never cheated on his wife, and that his supposed "affairs" are all for show.

Donaghy ", Angie stars in Woman seeking hot sex Hooks own Bravo reality seriesQueen of Jordan which figured prominently during the rest of season five, due to Tracy Morgan's medical leave. For her initial appearance in " Jack the Writer " a non-speaking cameo appearanceshe was Horny Soldier women by Sharon Wilkins.

In all subsequent episodes Woman seeking hot sex Hooks with " Up All Night "she is portrayed by Sherri Shepherd and has a more substantial role.

Donaghy ", " Queen of Jordan ", " Woman seeking hot sex Hooks of Jordan 2: Mystery of the Phantom Pooper ". According to Jack, the Murphy family are "a bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists ". Colleen first appeared in season 1, episode 21; she is critical of Jack's abilities, and hesitant to show him affection. In season 3, episode 20, Colleen reveals that her ex-husband Jim Donaghy left her in and returned in Jack was conceived in during Colleen's affair with Milton Greene.

Colleen has nagged Jack his whole life, [33] even blaming him for John F. Kennedy 's death [34] and for his father leaving. When Jack's collie, Pop, was accidentally run over by the postman, Colleen left him to die in the street. She even tried to send Jack to Vietnam when he was 12 years old in order to make a man out of him.

Colleen embarrassed him by having him play " The Star-Spangled Banner " on his flute in front of his hockey team. Colleen's cold and stern demeanor is contrasted by her behavior at Christmas. After Jim abandoned the family, Colleen would acquire mountains of toys for her children each Christmas, despite the family's poverty, by in exchange for providing sexual favors to the [fictional] Frederick August Otto Schwarz, III. Unaware of the transaction, Jack resented his mother Woman seeking hot sex Hooks Mr.

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